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jealous-seas:
omfg that dildo thing
Me:

i like peed my pants a little when i saw it idk how to get that job but i want it.

“what do you do for a living?”

“oh, i draw the veins on the dildos at the factory.”

like i kind of want that to be me. but a part time job though. unless dildos pay good money.

sometimes i have to sit in airports for hours and hours.
take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
 - Under the Booty

it’s been less than a week and i miss you already.

but wednesdaywednesdaywednesday!

Leanna loses.

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